What Did The Bicycle Call
What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle
What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle
What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.
What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal
When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they’re two-tired.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !
Our bank manager can’t ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).
Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.
Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.
My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.
What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people’s arms off? It was a vicious cycle.
Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: ‘I didn’t think we’d make it!’ Jill replied, ‘Nor did I – what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we’d have slid all the way back down!’
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. ‘Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!’