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Why Did The Kid Punch The Bed

admin — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 05:27:15 +0000

Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.

admin — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 05:25:28 +0000

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.

admin — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 05:23:42 +0000

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.

admin — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 05:21:55 +0000

Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn’t been made up yet.

admin — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 05:20:05 +0000

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

admin — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 05:18:13 +0000

Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister’s bed? Son: I couldn’t find a spider.

admin — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 05:16:39 +0000

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.

admin — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 05:15:09 +0000

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

admin — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 05:13:39 +0000

When Mr Maxwell’s wife left him, he couldn’t sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.

admin — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 05:12:05 +0000

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !