Why Did The Kid Punch The Bed

Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.

If You Find a Snake

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.

Boy Take The Ruler to Bed

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.

I Tell You The Joke About the Bed

Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn’t been made up yet.

Why Does Your Brother Wear a Life Jacket

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

Father Why Did You Put a Toad

Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister’s bed? Son: I couldn’t find a spider.

What Should You Do

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.

Girl Put Her Bed in The Fireplace

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

When Mr Maxwell’s Wife Left Him

When Mr Maxwell’s wife left him, he couldn’t sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.

There Is An Elephant Under Your Bed

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !

Why Did Your Sister Keep Running

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

I Was Once In a Play

I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.

I’d Like To Buy a Bed

I’d like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.

Sonny: I Can’t Sleep

Sonny: I can’t sleep. What should I do? Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you’ll be sure to drop off!

Counselor How Many Times Did I Tell You

Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can’t answer. I didn’t know I was supposed to keep count!

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