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A Distraught Mum Rushed

lucky — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 07:40:50 +0000

A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. “What do you think youre doing?” she demanded. “Im just entertaining the baby,” explained Tommy. “Where is the baby?” asked his Mum. “Under the bath.”

Policeman’s Baby’s First Words

admin — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 06:01:21 +0000

What was the policeman’s baby’s first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !

My Mum’s Having a New Baby

admin — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 05:59:56 +0000

Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?

What Did The Pharaohs Use

admin — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 05:58:11 +0000

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

My New Baby Is The Image Of His Father

admin — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 06:56:04 +0000

My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he’s healthy.

How Did The Witch Lose Her Baby

admin — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 06:54:21 +0000

How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn’t take it far enough into the woods.

Why is There a Strange Baby in The Crib

admin — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 06:50:02 +0000

Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Would You Rather Have a Baby

admin — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 06:48:11 +0000

Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I’d much rather have a jelly baby.

We Dress Baby Girls in Pink

admin — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 06:46:16 +0000

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can’t dress themselves.

Who is Bigger

admin — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 06:43:31 +0000

Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger’s baby? Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.