Policeman’s Baby’s First Words
What was the policeman’s baby’s first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !
What was the policeman’s baby’s first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !
Fred: My mum’s having a new baby. Drew: What’s wrong with the old one?
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.
My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he’s healthy.
How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn’t take it far enough into the woods.
Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I’d much rather have a jelly baby.
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can’t dress themselves.
Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger’s baby? Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.
Doctor, doctor, my baby’s swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.
Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn’t push the pram – she pulled it.
Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.
Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. “
Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that’s right. Well, I don’t blame God for chucking her out.