What Causes a Half-moon?

Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you cant get your jeans over your thighs.

Happiest Hamburger

At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?

Arthur Treachers Fish and Chips!

When Adam Born

At what time of day was Adam born?

Just before Eve.

Answer The Dentist

At what time do most people go to the dentist?

At tooth-hurty (2:30).