What Causes a Half-moon?
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
Student: When you cant get your jeans over your thighs.
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
Student: When you cant get your jeans over your thighs.
At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?
Arthur Treachers Fish and Chips!
At what time of day was Adam born?
Just before Eve.
At what time do most people go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty (2:30).