How Many Aardvarks Can Ride
How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!
How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!
I’ve got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don’t really know. I’ve heard it growling, it doesn’t sound very friendly. Does it bite? That’s what I want to find out.
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people’s business!
Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!
What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!
What are the aardvark’s favorite Beatle’s songs? It’s Been an Aards Day’s Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!
What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. “How much are your aardvarks?” he asked. “Theyre L6 each,” came the reply. “Did you raise them yourself?” inquired the man. “Oh yes,” she said, “Yesterday they were only L5 each.”