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Burgar Love Young People

admin — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:20:36 +0000

How do we know burgers love young people?
They’re pro-teen!

admin — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:18:57 +0000

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?
With burger alarms!

admin — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:14:53 +0000

How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?
They chew the fat.

admin — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:10:12 +0000

How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?
They’re the one’s wearing the left-handed ‘meats’!

admin — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:08:14 +0000

How are UFO’s related to hamburgers?
Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

admin — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:04:12 +0000

Do hamburgers make good vampires?
No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

admin — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:02:36 +0000

Can you name two burgers who are royalty?
Sir Loin and Burger King!

admin — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 07:00:39 +0000

Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
Only if they have a very frank relationship!

admin — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 04:42:33 +0000

Are hamburgers male?Yes, because theyre boygers, not girlgers!