Burgar Love Young People

How do we know burgers love young people?
They’re pro-teen!

How They Pevent Crime

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?
With burger alarms!

How Humburgers Spend Their Time

How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?
They chew the fat.

How Can You Tell

How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?
They’re the one’s wearing the left-handed ‘meats’!

UFO Related To Humburger

How are UFO’s related to hamburgers?
Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Do Humburgers Make Good Vampires

Do hamburgers make good vampires?
No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

Can You Name Two Burgers

Can you name two burgers who are royalty?
Sir Loin and Burger King!

Can a Humburger Marry a Hot Dog

Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
Only if they have a very frank relationship!

Are Hamburgers Male

Are hamburgers male?Yes, because theyre boygers, not girlgers!