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Two small time thieves

admin — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:37:27 +0000

Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impatient and went to look for his partner. Inside the store the two came face to face. “Where have you been? ” demanded the worried look out. “The boss told me to take a bath, but I couldn’t find the soap and a towel.”

What Do You Call The Ring

admin — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:28:40 +0000

What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?
The scum of the earth !

When A Dirty Kid

admin — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:26:54 +0000

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?
The bathtub.

What Kind Of Bath

admin — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:25:16 +0000

What kind of bath can you take without water?
A sun bath.

Boy Was In Hot Water

admin — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:22:00 +0000

Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night !
Ed: You were? What did you do ?
Ned: I took a bath !

Your Brother Play in Football Team

admin — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:19:38 +0000

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?
Jay: I think he’s one of the drawbacks !

I Won Goldfish

admin — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:17:29 +0000

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them ?
Stan: In the bathroom
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ?
Stan: Blindfold them !

Whats The Difference

admin — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:15:40 +0000

What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who’s just got out of the bath?
One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!

God Use The Bathroom

admin — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 06:57:43 +0000

Mum, does God use the bathroom?
No, what a funny question!
Then why did Dad say this morning, ‘Oh, God, are you still in there?’

My Mother Says

admin — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 06:56:00 +0000

My mother says I look just like an animal when I’m in the bath – a little bear.