Funny Junk

You Can Read His Mind

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:28:39 +0000

You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it’s usually a complete blank.

Fred Do You Like My New Hairstyle

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:27:08 +0000

Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.

Fred You’ve Got a Roman Nose

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:25:34 +0000

Fred: You’ve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it’s roamin’ all over your face.

Fred New Girlfriend

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:23:01 +0000

Fred’s new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.

Patient The Trouble is Doctor

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:21:01 +0000

Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don’t worry, I don’t expect anyone will notice.

First Witch I Like Your Toad

admin — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:00:58 +0000

First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It’s because he’s a hoptimist.

You Got a Face Like a Million Dollars

admin — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:59:38 +0000

Boy monster: You’ve got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes – it’s green and wrinkly !

Teacher What a Glum Face

admin — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:57:51 +0000

Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I’d be too polite to mention it !

I’ve Got The Face of a Teenager

admin — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:56:32 +0000

Wife to Husband: I’ll have you know I’ve got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you’re wearing it out.

Why is Your Face All Scratched

admin — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:54:38 +0000

Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !