Why Does a Chicken Coop Have Two Doors
Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !
Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !
What goes ‘peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang’ ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
What’s brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!