King Arthur’s Army Tired to Fight
When were King Arthur’s army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !
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Why Did the Romans Build Straight Roads
Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn’t go around the bend !
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The Spanish Explorers Went Round the World
The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !
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Teacher What Did the Indians Bring
Teacher: “What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?” Student: “Baseballs.” Teacher: “Baseballs?” Student: “Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!”
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When Crossing The Delaware River
When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
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I Cant Help Pulling Ugly Faces
Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there’s nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don’t like them being pulled.
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Fred Do You Like My New Hairstyle
Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.
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Fred You’ve Got a Roman Nose
Fred: You’ve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it’s roamin’ all over your face.
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Fred New Girlfriend
Fred’s new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.
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Patient The Trouble is Doctor
Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don’t worry, I don’t expect anyone will notice.
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