Cat Swallowed a Coin

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !

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How Do You Know That Cats

How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !

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What Do You Call a Cat

Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? – A: Catsup!

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Why Do Cats Like to Hear Other Cats

Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? – A: It’s meow-sic to their ears!

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What Did The Female Cat

Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? – A: You’re the purrfect cat for me!

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What Do You Call a Cat

What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !

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How Do Cats Eat

How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!

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You Call a Black Cat

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !

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Why Did The Cat Put The Letter

Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge ? Because it turns “ice” into “mice” !

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When You Call a Dog

When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.

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Teacher Name Four Members Of The Cat

Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !

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if Your Cat Has Eaten a Duckling

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She’s got that down in the mouth look !

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You Cross a Cat

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !

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What Did The Cat Do

What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

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There Were Four Cats

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !

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