Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? – A: It’s meow-sic to their ears!
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Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? – A: You’re the purrfect cat for me!
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What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !
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How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!
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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !
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Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge ? Because it turns “ice” into “mice” !
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When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.
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Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She’s got that down in the mouth look !
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What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !
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What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !
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There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !
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